the day i realised the couch was my buddy
psychiatrists log (??):- day 1: 1650
glass door. walked in. reception. sexy receptionist. cozy reception seats. what if? perhaps. naaah. another day. older lady with me. looks totally wasted. (can a normal person really cross their eyes thus?). my turn. doctor not looking at me. he gestures. i misinterpret. i pour myself a vodka. he curses. i swallow. he curses again. oh, i should have invited him. he points to the couch. i lie. i tell...almost all coz he runs off before i finish. damn, i'm more messed up than i thought. it's now me and the couch. just me and the couch. it all starts flowing...
glass door. walked in. reception. sexy receptionist. cozy reception seats. what if? perhaps. naaah. another day. older lady with me. looks totally wasted. (can a normal person really cross their eyes thus?). my turn. doctor not looking at me. he gestures. i misinterpret. i pour myself a vodka. he curses. i swallow. he curses again. oh, i should have invited him. he points to the couch. i lie. i tell...almost all coz he runs off before i finish. damn, i'm more messed up than i thought. it's now me and the couch. just me and the couch. it all starts flowing...
posted by modoathii @ 6:51 AM
8 Comments:
At 9:17 AM,
Iwaya said…
for many reasons i have been looking forward with great anticipation to more entries, are ya gonna leave me hanging?
At 6:32 AM,
Spidey/Tato said…
just buddy? just a buddy? i am shocked that u would trivialise such a relationship? coz me and mine are more than just budies.LOL
karibu sana tu bloggin
At 5:35 PM,
Princess said…
Welcome to blogging!!
At 2:05 AM,
gishungwa said…
Karibu me thinks am right on time thank thank phew! that was close will def be back for more [still laughing]
At 7:30 AM,
Anonymous said…
I like, I like!!!
Welcome!!!
At 6:41 AM,
Uaridi said…
I elect myself to the post of your shrink - tell all.
At 7:17 AM,
egm said…
Late to the game, but still, Karibu!
At 8:52 AM,
modoathii said…
@ uaridi, utatoboa. i'm one messed up kid. i should have known something was terribly wrong a long time ago, when nilitupwa nyara (i wasn't born) and only my mum and dad jumped to grab me. wale wengine walilenga. walingoja the next draft pick.
@ couch 'tato, kumbe wewe ni otero wowowo? na ma-awards. usijali, it all starts somewhere. and with uaridi's help who knows where it'll end up.
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